Here are the statistics on the causes and the likelihood of death for a Common Mumbaiite:
…… dies from toiling his a** out in order to combat the ever increasing cost of living, vegetables and real estate prices?
…… dies from heart disease given the high levels of stress, fast life and fast food?
…..dies from brain disease given that he ‘has to’ use most of it in his survival strategy from the authorities and the so-called law and order system?
…..dies from the ‘malaria’ caused by special Mumbai-bred mosquitoes given that these mosquitoes have mutated over the years just like him?
…. dies from crossing the railway track since the ‘authorities’ forgot to build the ‘foot over-bridge’?
….dies while crossing the road given that he has to break pedestrian rules as he is already late for work due to the f***ing traffic?
….dies when a local corporator and/or police barks at or bites him given that he deals with them almost right from his food, water, clothing and shelter to a kindergarten admission for his kids?
….dies when he is considered a threat to the ruling party and inadvertently comes in the line of fire given that the ‘Z’ category security of our beloved ministers, VIPs shoot almost anything that comes in visible range?
…dies from a bullet given that he is always ducking them in trains, buses, temples and crowded places and is now a trained expert in the same?
…..dies from a bomb blast given that a blast has occured just inches away from him decorating him with shrapnel and blood, his own and some others, most of his life?
P.S.: This trend holds true only for Mumbaiites. In cases of death other than Mumbaiites, the trend would be reversed! And, yes, no more beauty tips from the kitchen, I’d rather give a beauty tip from my soul.
C for Courage: No beauty is complete if there is fear within. Courage is the only answer to the Devil. Stand fearless, the world salutes thy soul!