The Common Man’s Rap song!

yippie! It’s election time again. As all our beloved parties have made up their campaign numbers, we, the common men and women too need a song, don’t we? So, here goes the Common Man’s rap song…

[Chorus]

yeah! coz
nothin’s gonna take it
away from me
nothin’s gonna change it
for your end is me
chuck it or fake it..yeah
yeah…chuck it or fake it
no bugger is gonna make it…

[Verse 1]

i’m off the track n i’m beginnin to lose it
i have high BP as all you do is TP
O shucks! damn your rottin n-e-t-a-giri
you come knockin on our doors
you beg for votes, spend a fortune on hopes
for your creepy little ****holes
O shucks! damn your rottin c-h-a-m-c-h-a-giri

[Chorus repeat]

[Verse 2]

i’m sick n nauseous n ever ready to throw up
O this carbon dioxide n other oxides make me suck up,
this road on the vehicles is driving me mad
as little vermins are scattered around quite bad
that lady I see, IS ain’t gonna m-a-k-e it
she walks the tight rope, Huh! BIG hope
woman n child, you use to cover your a**
O shucks! damn your rottin d-e-v-e-lopment plans

[Chorus repeat]

[Verse 3]

i’m walkin past trains, i’m walkin past planes
blasts don’t scare me, as i duck a bullet or two
my coffers are ever dry as you pocket all my taxes
O shucks! damn your healthy life n lapses
wanna blacken your face, point a finger at you
damn! my morals ain’t give me that space
O shucks! damn me… as I’m not a menace
this every common man’s r-e-a-l-i-t-y

[Chorus repeat]

P.S. : the rap style i imagined is Eminem n maybe he could team up with Jazzy B n i must thank Peter for the rap inspiration n hot news is that the pooh is gonna be away to her 100-acre woods n would return on the fourth day of the fourth month…i can see Karthik already jumping up n down! Ciao, folks!

25 thoughts on “The Common Man’s Rap song!”

  1. i’m walkin past trains, i’m walkin past planes
    blasts don’t scare me, as i duck a bullet or two < --- this is reality at its best !
    \ Hey Yo ! Freako , WeGono RiP Ya A$$ , Theres Aint no Congressman whos not diggin our cash ! /

    Liked it !!! Nice work . You seem to be a Hip-Hop fan I guess. Adorable stuff. Funny, Sarcastic and Real. I enjoyed its every line.
    Thanks so much!

    P.S : I’m not much of a HIP-HOP lover , as I’m mostly into extreme metal genres , but however I do admire EMINEM. 🙂

  2. Yo !!

    gimme 5, you wrote a RAP huh ?
    It got sense, it’s just not blah!
    I am glad you ‘fork’ed them
    I am kinda jumpin, u mocked them.
    They need to get their butts pilled off.
    and the hands-band for their meal-off.

    Awryt I thank you for thanking me,
    I thank u for doin it my way & not spanking me 😉
    Days are less u can really countdown.
    Get back and surprise us from your down town 😉

  3. politiciann. Someone who shakes your hand before the election and shakes you up after it.

    Period.

    Interesting lines. Must say!

    – woman n child, you use to cover your a**
    – cdnt ve been put better.

    Enjoy your break. Sure it must have been well-earned.

    See you around…

    Peace.

  4. cool one.. now if i try to put in a couple of more praises, id sound like netagiri… but even ‘stan’ (eminemz fan from the song with dido..) wud wanna give u a rapper salute!!
    real cool..

  5. u must be back to blogging within 2 days :D..came here through peter’s blog.

    really awesome work there..i liked the netagiri and chamchagiri part hell lot \:D/
    next time don’t censor the ass and fuckers type words 😀 😛
    great work 🙂

  6. Kanagu
    thank u saar:) yeah, that too a very original rhyme..but some copycats by the name of boyzone stole it from me:)
    Holidays were the coolest one ever, n yes i’m back…hope u havent posted much in the last few days!

    Rags
    Thanks man! ur lines r cooler though…i’m not a fan of eminem but i like most lyrics of his rap numbers as they depict only reality..

    Karmanna
    🙂 thank u:)
    another amazing number by eminem!

    Chriz
    r u asking me whether i wanna slow-poison myself or give you the fees n utter pleasure to do this to ur students??
    hahaha..thanks anyways!

    ST
    frequency match ah? thanks n the vacation was an unforgetable one!

    Peter
    my..my..some rapper u r really! really cool n yeah, me is back with some substance in my rack:)

    Kartz
    the man of peace! thanks man..n yep..see u around too if my head is not yet goo 🙂

    Apocalypse
    hah! thanks man..just a freaky attempt inspired by a seasoned rapper:)

  7. der Bergwind
    🙂 thanks a million for that n i hope that salute isnt diluted…i’ll never dare to attempt another rap 🙂

    BrownPhantom
    yeah, nice idea but that would be blasphemy to eminem n other great rappers:)

    CM-chap
    thank u .. thank u…thanks for the visit too:)

    Tazeen
    hehe..really? thanks girl!

    Karthik
    wow!! thats so cool, sweety..ok, now go study..dont write anwers in rap :):)

    Mads
    thanks so much, yaar! inspired by Peter na..ab kya kare..bhaaki fodder tho netas hi dete hain..yeah, i wont censor vital words:)

    Stuti
    thanks girl:):) n thanks a million for ur wishes:)

    Unknown!!!
    thanks man..n i wonder where exactly do they give out celebrity birthday’s ???
    thanks for ur wishes…

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