1. Prior to the special date, a mountain of a pimple will erupt overnight.
2. A certain well-wisher will fix blind dates for you on your bad-hair days only.
3. The only dress that fit correctly will be in the laundry just before a ‘sudden date’.
4. Your mother will wash that one best-fit, never-washed jean on the day of your ‘first impression date’.
5. If your date is a secret one, you will most definitely meet your curious neighboring aunty at the neighboring table.
6. Your date will almost always arrive after you have escorted a blind old man/woman to the other side of the road and returned to the meeting spot.
7. The more expensive your date dress, the more the chances of something spilling on it.
8. Dandruff comes along with the black dress.
9. Your date will almost always be shorter than you, the one time you wear that extra high, special stilettos.
10. High hopes on your old battered car is of no use; it will run smoothly on that special long drive.
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