Will the real fat cat pls stand up?

Disclaimer: Dont read this post if you do not have any kind of personality disorder.

Will the real fat cat pls stand up?
Please stand up. Please stand up.

As u crawl thru the cables, the routers and towers
As u creep in thru the network of flyers
U burn much of ur fat-ass, n the gang’s too!
U fat old cat, clearly an imposter, aint u?
So care to stand up for who u r
Who u were n ought to be…
Will the real fat cat pls stand up?

Coz I gather, u have a life as much as I do
Go live it fatty – coz It may end soon
What? Stop staring n shut the fuck up
U r the real fat cat- go on, admit it
So will the real fat cat pls stand up?
Please stand up. Please stand up.

U’ve messed up big time, u’ve lost face, he he
U’ve only begun the realisation, oldfox, aint he?
That sly n shady, rickety old fox
N sometimes the pooh in mask
Who aint got a shot!
So care to raise ur hand at least
Tomorrow u may stand up, a lil shaky beast

Tear off those masks, burn the muti-dimensionalities
Come on, admit it, u wanna break free
Will the real fat cat pls stand up?
Please stand up. Please stand up.

P.S: Dedicated to me and my million n counting readers, who wanna break free from self-illusions and identities!

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28 thoughts on “Will the real fat cat pls stand up?”

  1. WOW 🙂
    EMINEM, reading ??

    Instead of doin like ‘real slim shady’ way u cud have done it like ‘The way i am’ way 🙂

    but then u din steal the lines or the pattern so it’s COOL (with the Caps lock on)

  2. //U’ve messed up big time, u’ve lost face, he he
    U’ve only begun the realisation, oldfox, aint he?
    That sly n shady, rickety old fox
    N sometimes the pooh in mask
    Who aint got a shot!
    //

    these lines were good
    Nice song

    U the new lady Eminem 😛 ???

  3. Aditi……:)
    the winner gets it all…heres ur chaaklate >O<>O<>O< :)
    u too have personality disorder, eh?

    Peter
    Eminem..who??? !! thank u saar…vaise, yeh dimaag ka dahi tha..ek tarah ka disorder..jaise Eminem ko bhi hain:)
    btw, meet Vinninem..n say ‘hi vinnienem’ 10 times 🙂

    Rags
    oye!! yeh muskurahat ke peeche kya hain?? 🙂 aint we all ‘made up of same mitthi’ ? 😀

    zillionBig
    hehhehe…thats exactly why i put the disclaimer! neways, koi nahi…a ‘disorder’ is a must in life!
    thanks for the visit..u r most welcome to this mad mad world:)

    Nikki
    thank u..thank u..now that makes ‘our’ day..i mean all my identities 🙂

  4. ItAteMyBrain
    🙁 the other lines werent good ?? 🙁 🙁
    hehhehe..thanks yaar..this is Vinnienem!

    numerounity
    u too Brutus!
    yeh disorder mujhse le le Thakur 😛

    Ashwathy
    🙁 it was meant to be completely pschyo…thanks but i will try do better next time!

    Arv
    n that someone doesnt know who wrote all this? 😀
    u should read this for a a ‘clearer’ feedback – http://vinsthepooh.blogspot.com/2009/03/common-mans-rap-song.html

    Amal
    😛 glad u too have the disorder! thanks man..i need all the support!

    DPhatsez
    yo..Phat does rhyme! :Y
    thanks da!

  5. Tear off those masks, burn the muti-dimensionalities.
    so true even though people love to be behind the mask. reminds me the movie ‘The Dark Night’ and the Joker in it.

    Keep rocking(oh yes please let me know when r u sending the wooden horse chair 😉
    PN.

  6. i didnt read this coz i dont have any kinda personality disorder 😛

    i m jst commenting to inform u that i am finally back as my exams are over forever 😀

  7. who am i.. mirror, mirror on the wall.. whoz the ‘real shady’ of ’em all 🙂 u really think off weird things to write about. but ya… there are times when its just another ‘life’ less ordinary…

  8. To Prove: “A dumb cat always falls while walking”

    Proof : We have,

    “The cat is dumb”

    Therefore the cat cannot mew.

    =>μ=0

    where μ= coefficient of friction

    since there is no friction, the cat cannot walk

    Therefore it falls.

    Hence proved.

  9. Archana
    hope it happens!

    Prasant
    hehehhe! dark knight..joker..thanks for sharing ur thoughts..helps me do some research on my level of madness..really!! have stopped rocking now 😛

    Kartz
    🙂

    d gypsy
    thanks!!

    Suyog
    good boy!! n now u r a free man…

    Kanagu
    thaaanku saar!

    Miss Kido
    thanks! 😛

  10. Vivek Patwardhan
    my pleasure sir!! thanks n u r most welcome 🙂

    der Bergwind
    🙂 ‘think’ is too graphic..i am wierd.
    hope ur well n ur IQ is floating above 200!!

    SM
    thanks!

    Karthk
    hmmmmm…. ok….:)

    ST
    ‘nice’ n u?? pls !

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